do you ever be playing a druid and see an elevated ledge literally anywhere and like, the ancient bird instincts in your brain will activate and you just. gotta do it. you gotta Perch.

auditorycheesecakes:

the only bad thing about garlic is all the paperwork you have to do before you can even cut it up

look at that

layers and layers of bureaucratic bullshit

ughhsure:

Just a reminder

ceescedasticity:

I’m not pretending to be an extrovert, I’m pretending not to be depressed.

↖ easily manipulated by dogs

charlesoberonn:

charlesoberonn:

fozby:

charlesoberonn:

Future Grandkid: Grandpa, what was it like when Obama was president?

Me: Aah, yes… the Homestuck President.

what the shit does that mean

I see all of you people who had this post queue’d for 4/13. Good job.

dorksworn:

chopperiv:

Wrapping yourself in a blanket after being forced to talk with people all day

@veloestian

drxgonfly:

As much as I hate this website sometimes, I’m so grateful that it allowed me to meet people I never would’ve crossed paths with in real life.

pervocracy:

When someone disagrees with you online and demands you prove your point to their satisfaction by writing a complete and logically sound defense including citations, you can save a lot of time by not doing that.

Bro, I’ve known you for twelve seconds and enjoyed none of them, I’m not taking homework assignments from you.