i literally dont talk to anyone unless they talk to me first
NPC Energy
Recently I was in a public place, chatting quietly with my friends, and this unattended child came out of nowhere and asked me to clarify one of the things I’d said. So I explained myself to this kid, and as soon as he got an answer, he turned around without saying anything and continued on his way. It really felt like he’d just walked up to me and pressed A.
Blizzard in 2060: We couldn’t be more honored to know that our player base has stuck with us for decades now, in over 50 World of Warcraft expansions!
Blizzcon 2060 Audience: *roaring applause*
Blizzard in 2060: And we’re happy to announce that with the latest upgrade to our graphical engine, World of Warcraft now looks more cinematic than ever! When you log in today, you’ll be surely blown away by our photo-realistic DirectX450 rendering! It’ll look something… Like this.
Blizzcon 2060 Audience: *earthshattering screams of joy*
Many good bois and grrls are waiting to be adopted at Ruff Waters. Pls stop by during your adventure in Boralus to give consideration (and belly rubs) to puppers in need of forever homes!
Yogg-Sarongurt 
