hextrudedcubes:

dreadlord-mr-son:

dukeofriven:

curlicuecal:

Assertion: Arizona is the worst place to fall down. The ground is made of rocks and needles.

I now turn the podium over for counterarguments.

Alabama is the worst place to fall down, because even if you get up again you’re still in Alabama.

California is the worst place to fall down, because the friction of hitting the ground will start at least 14 fires.

Stairs are the worst place to fall down, because it keeps happening.