land-of-blitheness-and-catharsis:
PLEASE
PLEASE PLAY THIS INCREDIBLY STUPID GAME
I call this one BE NOT AFRAID
just HOW high do you even have to BE just to DO something like this………
Assertion: Arizona is the worst place to fall down. The ground is made of rocks and needles.
I now turn the podium over for counterarguments.
Alabama is the worst place to fall down, because even if you get up again you’re still in Alabama.
California is the worst place to fall down, because the friction of hitting the ground will start at least 14 fires.
Stairs are the worst place to fall down, because it keeps happening.
Dave Strider releases an exclusive cologne in connection with the wildly successful Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff franchise. He calls it Homme Stonk

my mom uses sweet bro and hella jeff magnets to tell me if the dishes are clean or dirty
update: she’s now also putting “positivity” on our fridge
she has no idea what sweet bro and hella jeff is
she doesn’t know, and yet she captures the spirit of it so well
so the sbahj book (ft dril and kc green) kickstarter is up and these rewards are. something
ads were $5 and i needed to spread awareness somehow
i am. regretful
YOU
YOU DID THIS