u ever have on mutuals whos so deep in another fandom that u know absolutely zero about and they make posts that look like they speaking another language or some shit
i really appreciate the number of mutuals who are not in any of my fandoms sharing this post. its like a little hello nod as we pass each other in the hall
imagine the afterlife where the only people there are your internet friends, the people who harass you online, and the guy who made your favorite comic Problem Sleuth for some reason
thats what happens to most of the characters in homestuck
Fandral Staghelm is honestly one of my favorite Warcraft and kaldorei characters because of how massive a piece of shit he was and because he was one of the few Alliance characters to be portrayed as an asshole and a fuckup (which is rarer than you’d think)
Secretly planted a world tree over the prison to an eldritch god by accident because he wanted immortality insurance in case Nordrassil failed
Said tree ended up allowing the old gods to create the Emerald Nightmare and was the source for many of the kaldorei and Azeroth’s problems for years
After his son died against the old god forces during the War of the Shifting Sands, he wrote a book publically shaming Malfurion for creating the worgen because he was so pissed and petty
Roofied Malfurion using marrowgrain to trap him inside the Emerald Dream so he could take over as Archdruid and make the kaldorei great again™
Grew a second world tree because he was too proud to be mortal and wanted immortality back, only for it not to work and be a hive of satyrs, grell, harpies, and other monsters
His whole attitude is unironically “WE WUZ KANGZ” and thinks the night elves are the greatest race ever and better than everyone else
Got massively butthurt that Malfurion taught tauren in the ways of druidism out of self-entitled racial purity (which is even funnier when you remember that their demigod Cenarius blessed the Highmountain tauren with moose antlers and praised them as equals)
When the Darkspear trolls revealed that night elves evolved from ancient dark trolls, he called it fake news and ordered the Alliance to kill all of them in Alterac Valley
“IF WE CAME FROM TROLLS WHY ARE THERE STILL TROLLS”
Was japed into corrupting Teldrassil after the satyr Xavius masqueraded as his son in his dreams telling him to
Malfurion was so pissed when he found out Staghelm made the Dream and tried to kill any students who found out, he woke up out of his coma and kicked his ass
Staghelm was so pissed that he joined forces with the fire elemental Ragnaros to destroy the world and even made his own school of fire druids
I can’t wait to see him in classic servers again just so I can relive how much of a prick he was.
Staghelm is damn disaster lmao. What a wild ride. I remember getting so frustrated every time I had to interact with him up in his tree. Every voice line was trashing either Tyrande or Malfurion.
We all know gays who can’t sit in chairs properly, but may I present to you: gays who sit on the floor even though a piece of perfectly good furniture is less than three feet away.
Yogg-Sarongurt 