Tag: Queue87

elodieunderglass:

captainlordauditor:

venerabledreadnought:

captainlordauditor:

prairiedawn:

captainlordauditor:

i just think the world would be a better place if we would all take a bit of time to examine how we personally interact with stories

I, for one, am a complex network of interconnected stories stored on a meat based drive.

that is quite possibly the most terrifying way of describing a human but honestly same

That’s not scary. What’s scary is that you’re a ghost and a skeleton working together to Pilot fleshy power armor made by your mother

You know, I expected to regret making this post for entirely different reasons than I actually regret making this post.

The Discourse Derailed, 2018. 

collaborative art performed by collective

aperfectpearl:

Left: The Answer || Right: Now We’re Only Falling Apart

How Pearl and Garnet remember the exact same moment is honestly fascinating.

Garnet remembers “the terrifying renegade”, holding her sword straight, pointed right at her, standing like a soldier, ready to strike. She sees Pearl as something to be feared. And boy does Garnet fear her.

Pearl, meanwhile, remembers being flustered and throw off base after almost fusing with her Diamond and the conversation they’d just had. She has her sword, but she’s far from ready to attack, and she’s stunned to see Garnet again. There’s no composure in Pearl’s recollection of the moment.

And it says a lot about how the two of them see Pearl. Garnet remembers Pearl as a serious threat. Pearl remembers herself as a mess.

(of course they both remember Rose being nothing but perfect)

taki-on-the-go:

Generation 4: Make a nice, homemade pastry for your Pokémon! With some berry infusion it’s sure to be tasty!

Generation 6: Play fun games and collect sweet tasty puffs for your Pokémon to eat! They’ll surely love them!

Generation 3: We used our SCIENCE GRINDER to mash berries into PERFECT MATHEMATICAL CUBES that pokemon CANNOT RESIST for their GEOMETRICAL REGULARITY

Generation 7: travel to the mythical Beane Land™…. meet the Beanse Guardian……. Collect Bean™ for yuor creatures?. maybe you will return. maybe not. unlock ALL secret beanes islands for ALL your beaning. needs

deputyferret:

How to respond to anon hate.

1. Look at the anon hate.

2. Send anonymous ask to yourself using anon.

3. Make it exactly the same as the anon hate except use a homestuck troll typing quirk. It doesn’t matter which one.

4. Respond to the fake anon hate by roasting them for impersonating a homestuck troll.

5. The real anon now has a choice. The can come off anon and prove that you changed their message, or they can wallow in silence, knowing that they have failed to bother you.

You win either way