preparing for reading this fic like it’s a romantic evening in, I’m making a special meal in the actual oven and I’m gonna wear my favourite outfit (my pyjamas) and dim the lights and put on music I might even pour a glass of wine
someone’s getting laid this evening and it’s my favourite fictional character
fun fact: the difference between jade harley and dave strider is that one was raised by a sweaty mammal with no concept of human emotion and the other was raised by a dog
Roll up folks roll up! Test ya luck! It’s time to spin BLIZZARD’S WHEEL OF WRITING
That’s right folks spin the wheel to see which of your favorite characters will be killed off unceremoniously in a cutscene to move the lore forward! Place ya bets folks!
me n @literaldarling were talking about how wrathion is… gonna just be chilling in stormwind in the next expac… ANYWAY KAY CAME UP WITH THESE POSSIBLE DIALOGUE LINES
Yogg-Sarongurt 