what are these guys? we got checkers, check, and- and card games… this- ffffffucking Homestuck. I’m so fucking tired. like i know homestuck includes many things but- i also know toby fox. i know this motherfucker will put fucking homestuck references everywhere he goes.
[later] [dialogue] [bucket appears] [silence]
i-
I’m sorRY? is tha– i-
i would love to continue the game, but- toby…. toby, is that a BUCKET? with a SPADE ON IT?? excuse me??
excuse me? EXCUSE ME?!?
*sobbing*
why did you do this to me- whydyouthistome
people talk about human brain-monkey brain-
there’s my HOMESTUCK BRAIN that just- keeps getting poked at by fuckingTOE-BEE FOX? and his stupid-ass HOMESTUCK REFERENCES?
i think im a free man- you know, you wake up, you think youre a free man, you think your life can carry on just the right way– and then you play fucking…. this fucking g a m e
and you’re reminded that you will never. EVER be free.
*Cracktober was an event created by auri @wolfandwild, for the warcraft hell discord, where we got a randomized pairing and had to create a Hallow’s End themed fic of our assigned pairing. I got Millhouse Manastorm x Ysera.
why is this my first warcraft fic enjoy the nonsense!
“So can you tell if he’s alive? Or rather, where Magnus is? Either way…” Millificent trails off, both in anticipation, and because she knows the pair before her are too far beyond buzzed to care.
i sincerely just got an e-mail alert from fanfiction.net letting me know that a draco/hermione fic i subscribed to in the tenth fucking grade just updated for the first time in six years and it really feels like my devastatingly uncool fifteen-year-old self just traveled through time to punch me in the face
Reblog for that ancient WIP you still hold out hope for updating today.
when i first downloaded the free trial my 14 year old self was fucking blown away when i discovered the forsaken. the idea of being able to play as a badass zombie lady was, at that moment, the absolute coolest thing i could possibly conceive of. so my very first character was a female undead warrior. or maybe a rogue?? idk pointy melee weapons were involved
anyway fast forward to 2011, my parents just bought me my first wow sub and i decided i would make another rad undead lady
i was super excited, but my starting zone experience was not great. a really annoying dude who had also just made a new undead toon would not leave me the fuck alone, and he frequently followed me as i tried to quest in peace. even though i was trying my hardest to not acknowledge him he just wouldnt go away. not only that, but he talked at me the whole goddamn time about whatever inane shit happened to pop into his head
when i was just about done with the starting zone i couldnt take it anymore and turned to face him. i told him politely but firmly that i wanted to play wow by myself, that i didnt need help or anything, and that i would really like it if he just left me alone.
Yogg-Sarongurt 