Its story event tuesday

tevruden:

Time to trot this out again

unicornlordart:

adamtots:

🌱

curlicuecal:

dreamwaffles:

curlicuecal:

@dreamwaffles bought me a miracle

hate u 2 precious <3<

Hmmmm strange evening

perce:

perce:

me, pulling drapes wide open for some natural light: what a nice day out!!

oregon: completely overcast, foggy

me: 🙂 such a beautiful morning

oregon: skies becoming clear and blue

me, squinting and leaning away: is that the fucking sun?

tredlocity:

tredlocity:

tredlocity:

Mathematically speaking, the human hierarchy is Horny People < Stoners < Gamers.

69 < 420 < 1337

Ah shit, sorry, I forgot about Homestucks.

69 < 413 < 420 <1337

everythingfox:

The best thing you will see today (🔊)

askghostcrawler:

“Why do you like to ruin games?”

It requires vast quantities of human tears to construct my Throne of Lies. It’s nothing personal.

7/30/2018

cairo-overcoat:

cairo-overcoat:

oh man like jade’s final aesthetic is amazing, undeniably, but once you consider the weapon she uses it becomes. fucking hilarious

can you imagine a stacked werewolf woman coated in robes and green electricity screaming of fantasy in every visual sense coming to kill you and once she’s got you in a corner she just

pulls out a gun

goat-yells-at-everything:

I keep forgetting how big these guys are.