I’m a pool table installer. I get lots of request to install. I run ads on craigslist often and pick up some business from there. A man calls me up wants his table installed the next morning, but he wants me done by 8 a.m. It means I have to get to his house by 6 a.m. I don’t normally start work before 8, but okay. It’s going to be fairly easy install.
I arrive at his home. He takes me down to his basement. Floor is really uneven. It takes quite a bit of effort to level it. The man rolls balls on the table to test it. He actually takes twice as long to okay the table as most customers do. I don’t fault him. You want a pool table installed and you want to make sure its right before paying some stranger. I tell him how to perform the test. He does them. Does them three more times. Nods and writes me a check.
rain!
Yesterday at work these two 12yo boys came through my line and i’m instantly like. oh Boy. Because solo children at a grocery store are always forces of chaos, good or bad
But thankfully these ones were totally pleasant, and when i asked if they wanted a receipt one of them pulled out a random fuckin receipt from his bag and asked “Do YOU???” and y’all, i lost my shit… What a power move. When will i ever be this funny
blgh
What’s a pirate’s least favourite letter?
op change your url
emrakul-flying-spaghetti-monster:
This stupid exchange between friends has become a cultural icon.
This text thread brought us into a new age
The year is 1 ATP (After Then Perish)
thought of my friend’s FB post the other day while making cookies
i thought this was going to be something profound and meaningful but it’s literally the long version of i fucked up
Yogg-Sarongurt 