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sympolite:

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yanosblack:

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2jams:

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3d-gyaru:

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youdidntseeanytin:

professional-bathroom-singer:

mrcuddelyhydralisk:

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numberonephantompizza1:

dsmaster7173:

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An ode to the 

  • ultimate blogging

this gave me an aneurysm

what the fuck

How did this even fucking happen

This happens through advanced programming that allows posts visible only by your Third Eye

Wtf happened to this post

the ultimate blogging

epic 😼👍

zodiacs as Legendary Pokémons

theydidntknowitwashomestuck:

twink-john:

twink-john:

duels-of-infrno:

twink-john:

Aries :

Taurus :

Gemini :

Cancer : 

Leo :

Virgo :

Libra :

Scorpio :

Sagittarius :

Capricorn :

Aquarius : 

Pisces :

Writer: I was pleasantly surprised that Leo was latias but at the same time… you literally have a giant lion pokemon and you don’t go with that??? For LEO???

OKAY since CLEARLY NONE OF Y’ALL KNOW YOUR POKEMON LORES i’m gonna fucking make it simple and clear ok here we go

Aries : Time

Taurus : Tornadoes,,, windy,,,

Gemini : Destruction

Cancer : Leadership

Leo : Latias’ soul was in an orb with Latios but she is red which fits more than blue

Virgo : Space

Libra : Psychic,, fucking Mind shit

Scorpio : Knowledge

Sagittarius : Void

Capricorn : got banished for being agressive as fuck, rage banned if you will,

Aquarius : Wishes, belifs, HOPES and all that jazz

Pisces : Life

jumpingjacktrash:

vastderp:

strampunch:

notlostonanadventure:

rasebas:

veritas-amore-et-iustitia:

iheartmoonlight:

israelgorex100pre:

FUCKING WITH THE WRONG GUY

mario kart irl

The fact that he starts pedaling faster at the end

Chaotic good rogue

What kind of mad max Mario kart from hell bullshit is this

the fact that they speak Italian makes it even funnier to me, for some reason.

I thought about going to Menards for like three seconds before i remembered bottle rockets are illegal here. Sigh 😦

eh you’d set somebody’s rosebushes on fire and feel bad about it, but it sure is satisfying to watch

estpolis:

hyperzephyrianlives:

estpolis:

my favourite attribute in an anti-SJW is the complete inability to recognize when someone is clowning them to hell and back so they continue to act like its a civilized debate when the other side is like ‘i will put a fist up my ass so hard ill fly to the moon and create a fart atmosphere around it’ theyll respond to that like ‘ad heminem, try learning how to debate next time you try to come at me’

That’s because you fucking simpletons get so wound up that there are people who actually speak like that unironically. It’s at the point now where people cant even differentiate between a troll, and someone who’s being serious because they both sound identical. 

Ad hominem*

im honestly speechless replying to this, i dont know how to even begin describing how you had the audacity to call me a simpleton while falling for the trick this post describes, theres not even a trick in this post, its just a description of it, but that was enough, you even corrected my eminem joke. im just. i genuinely did not think you people could be this dense but i am so fucking happy that you are cause im gonna frame this response and put it on my wall

crowstrife:

okay but dirk going to jake’s planet for the first time and running his hands through the grass and being like woah have you felt this stuff jake? this is super fuckin weird and jake just smiling as he watches dirk point out how pretty the flowers and trees are when you’re not seeing them through a screen

dirk just fucking running because he’s never been able to before, he just sprints across an entire plain of grass, only stopping to climb some rocks. poor jake following behind

jake teaches him to climb a tree for the first time, something he comes to regret because damn it, dirk, it’s been three hours, will you please come down?