Remember Neopets? It’s an online game where you can raise virtual pets that can grow, train, and battle one another in a virtual arena.
Although I’ve never played it, people keep mentioning Neopets to me because apparently Neopets has very weird foods. I found a list of them at JellyNeo’s and oh wow, yeah. They look like they came straight from a neural net.
Thanks to a list of 2,500 names provided by Nyssa Busko and May, I was able to see what an actual neural net program would make of these. I fed all these foods into textgenrnn, and waited to see what kind of imitation it would produce.
Turns out it loved them. It generated foods that were both exceedingly weird and entirely Neopets plausible.
Cheesy apple Orangeberry cookies Pink sundae Rainbow salad Baby sandwich Space cone Squid cheese cone Butter sandwich Moon sandwich Strawberry sand crisps Striped carrot cookie Strawberry covered crisps Green coffee Bacon bread Spiral soup Pizza apple Strawberry hot chips Spicy ice cream cereal
Some of them were weird even for Neopets foods, though. I tried my best to illustrate these, but I’m not sure if I even got close.
Terror negg Chocolate milk sandwich Chocolate dog Soysaus cookies Water sandwich Starless sandwich Purple cheese flam toast Green sliceball sundae Spaghetti burger flower Candy fried cheese barge Battle cupcakes negg
And some of these I don’t know what they are, and most of them I don’t WANT to know what they are. I illustrated the ones I could.
Slum floss Left soup Fancy stink Boron cheese core Bloody sandwich Hollow cone Meta pizza Chicken sought Sparklogg Flosh cake Potato day merry sandwich Bam steak people cake Spicy tea shaped and chocolate fount scorf long
Character idea: Mag’har orc who has a passion for writing but they break every pen they hold
“Once upon a-“ crck “fUCK”
“My family’s strength is nothing but a curse”
The orc, turning a page but rips it off in the process. Then slams the book down in protest only to ruin it further before desperately, with tears, scrambling up the pages to assemble it
This is my Wil’har Shakespear headcanon appearance. I hope you like it.
Yogg-Sarongurt 
