Yogg-Sarongurt

today-in-homestuck

It’s been nine years since…

Jade’s introduction [10/14/09]

confessionistt:

0.75 seconds to get that, new record.

1 pound chihuahua vs. 15 pound bag of dog food

My money’s on the doggie.

Video by Ryder The Survivor

rose: Well.

rose: Look at you,

rose: carving a place in the world for yourself

rose: working tirelessly to be useful.

rose: I’m sure this all bequeaths a sense of accomplishment for you, you are cultivating within your realm, your radius. Look at all this verdant splendour. Certainly a sight to behold.

rose: None other can boast a hardworking lifestyle in the shadow of your tedium.

rose: But for what,

rose: an opulent display of waste. A vain show of outdated and unnecessary norms imprinted upon us by our forebearers, equally thoughtless and utterly concieted.

rose: You’re a symbol of gluttony, the sin in its truest sense. Consumption without regard to others, tossing what precious little we have to the dirt.

rose: I would rip you from this earth if not for the little restraint I have.

the lawn sprinkler she’s talking to: CHK CHK CHK CHK CHK FSSSSSSSHHHHH

elanorpam:

forestagain:

apparently a system of timekeeping on mars has been invented a while ago which sounds good right?

except it has 24 months and they’re named after latin and sanskrit names for the constellations of the zodiac which means

To think tavros could have been a Shabha

jumpingjacktrash:

commander-ledi:

tumblr veteran aesthetic: you see a post you have no memories of on ur dash but yet you have apparently liked it at some point

i don’t remember liking this post, but ironically…

the-meggo:

holy fucking shit

(Source: https://www.youtube.com/)

the mild feeling of wanting to change my blog title, but the other mild feeling of thinking that yogg-sarongurt hasn’t been appreciated enough.

commandtower-solring-go:

juneboba:

twiststreet:

!!!

This is incredible because it is super difficult to visualise how much 6 feet actually is and most people don’t bother to try

unrelatedtouserboxes:

unrelatedtouserboxes:

im dying i just looked up press f to pay respects bc i realized i didnt even know where it was from i just picked it up from everyone and it turns out its a fucking actual quick time event from some call of duty game. you have to literally press F to pay respects at a funeral fsdjfkljsdf i really just thought it was something from some MMO or something

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